I gave up hope, I feel much better.
agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
- Oscar Wilde
are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but
they still bring a smile to your face when you push
them down a flight of stairs.
- Author Unknown
keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
- Quentin Crisp
Man has made
use of his intelligence; he invented stupidity.
is rather like a can of sardines: we're all of us looking
for the key.
figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery
whether you play or not.
- Fran Lebowitz
you really want something in this life, you have to
work for it -
Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!
life's dream has been a perpetual nightmare.
keep a secret if two are dead.
is full of willing people; some willing to work, the
rest willing to let them.
- Robert Frost
It's a dog
eat dog world, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear.
- Norm, from the TV show "Cheers"
of all species are most dangerous when they appear to
retreat. - Don Marquis
meek shall inherit the Earth.......if you don't mind.
- sign on a private driveway
between The Zen Center in Marin, California and Muir
Beach (where public parking is limited)
whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.
think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943
hard, then it's not worth doing.
- Homer Simpson
When I was
a boy I was told that anybody could become President;
I'm beginning to believe it.
- Clarence Darrow
It is inexcusable
for scientists to torture animals; let them make their
experiments on journalists and politicians.
- Henrik Ibsen
Many of us
spend half our time wishing for things we could have
if we didn't spend half our time wishing.
- Alexander Woollcott
man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is
- H. L. Mencken
And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter?
Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes
some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took
that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?